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Do you know what Heteronyms are? They’re FUN!

Heteronyms…Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning.

A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym.

You think English is easy?

I think a retired English teacher was bored…THIS IS GREAT!

Read all the way to the end…

This took a lot of work to put together!  And I must thank Tom Grady from my writing chapter, LCRW, for putting this together. I couldn’t even try to do as good a job as Tom did so I’m sharing his work of art. ENJOY!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong for me to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. – Why doesn’t ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this.

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is  ‘UP.’

It’s easy to understand  UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends.

And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed  UP  about  UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UPis used.

It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things  UP .

When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry  UP .

One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it  UP ,

for now my time is UP,

so…….it is time to shut UP!

Now it’s UP to you what you do with this blog.

Oh, I must again say thank you for Tom’s ingenious and thoroughly delightful adventure through the maze of the Engllish language.  I’m so happy I’m an American and I was born speaking this language. For all the foreigners struggling to understand the right and wrong–you have my deepest sympathy for the craziness. But hey, you know what. That’s makes the world go round. Hope you  enjoyed this tidbit of fun. Happy Reading.

And to end my blog for the day I’d like to share my last two books out for your pleasure. One is an eight story by eight authors Anthology(ebook and print), COWBOY KISSES–My story is entitled Hopes and Dreams and was my first ever short story ever attempted. I loved writing it and am pleased to say the little five year old, Tori, steals the show from my hero and heroine and I’m so delighted she did as it made that story so much fun for mothers and grandmas.

The other book is A COWBOY’S HEART. It released Dec. 1, 2014 as an Amazon Special Edition boxed set–that’s five full-length novels in one ebook. AND all for $0.99. Now that’s a BIG BARGAIN! My historical  ALL FOR LOVE(released September 2014 as ebook and print)) was included in that boxed set.  I’m pleased as punch to say A COWBOY’S HEART hit the top one-hundred on Amazon.  If you’ve already read ALL FOR LOVE, you can still get the other four by four very talented authors in this $0.99 ebook.  You won’t be disappointed in these great reads.

 

 

 

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Work in progress

Well, I’m done with my first session of Blogging. I’m not sure I’ll get this all straight after I leave Robbi, but she was a great help. Like I said, I’ll add a recipe or two from Morgan, the heroine in Only When the Loon Sings, and also do a blurb on my upcoming book as I make sure I’m doing this correct.

Check out the excerpt from my book on my author website.

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Kicking off the New Year

I worked with Robbi Hess on my new Blog to kick off 2012. I hope to post on a regular basis including how my next book is coming along, and I’ll also include some recipes from Morgan from Only When The Loon Sings from The Wild Rose Press. 

The book I’m working on is All For Love and is another Historical Romance .

Follow me at my facebook page at Beverly Wells Author.

 

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Welcome to my Blog

This blog is both exciting and scary for me. But hey, I’m game for adventure of any kind, so here I am.  I’m venturing into a new career in the world of authors. That’s right. My first book, Only When the Loon Sings, a Historical Romance, will be released January 27,2012 by  The Wild Rose Press.  And that’s the exciting part.  But I’m not computer savvy, so….that’s the scary aspect. 

        Let me tell you a bit about myself and you’ll understand why compiling a web site (Visit me here at Beverly Wells Author), and using the computer in new ways is so foreign to me. For years, other than being a wife and mother of two boys, I devoted most of my time and energy into my nursing career. Oh, I’ve used the computer at work—doing nursing notes on my homecare patients. I can also email, get on the Internet and find my way through its mazes fairly well. I write my novels on the computer and can now send them to my editor. I’ve done grown up, yes siree. Not really. I lie. I’ve even recently joined facebook at my publisher’s suggestion—but I’m still shuffling along with that one. Blog, twitter, loops and links—YIKES!—well let’s say I’m trying to learn and leave it at that.  I’ve been writing novels for many years and belong to LCRW, my local writing chapter in upstate NY, but up until now hadn’t been published.

       Over many long years as a nurse, I’ve had the honor and privilege of caring for hundreds, more like thousands of patients. From working in hospital ICU’s and ER’s to private medical groups, and finally for the NYS Dept. of Health as a Public Health Nurse with my focus on homecare and various clinics. And  I’ve enjoyed every minute.

       Though recently retired, I keep my hand  in the medical field by privately contracting with the Dept of Health to do clinics. I also serve on the Medical Reserve Corps as part of Homeland Security. Though the corps continues to train in preparedness, I fervently pray there will never be a reason for them to call us in the future. I hope you feel the same way.

       Ever since childhood, I’ve been enamored with the story of Cinderella. What little girl isn’t? But once I grew up, I read only books required in school and in college, and then I had my nose stuck in medical books. I didn’t realize I’d stopped reading for pleasure until a back injury put me flat on back for weeks and bored to death. My friend, Nancy, loaned me a bunch of historical romance novels. WOW!

       There were dukes and the feisty heroines who finally became duchesses. There were cowboys of the west with charisma no woman could resist. And of course  pirates, Highlanders…the list went on and on. I loved each and every romance novel I read. I became a maniac and a slave to a good read. Today, I still love the historicals, but also read contemporary, especially the Navy Seals, Delta force, Rangers, FBI, etc., cops, and who done it, as long as they have a romance and make me laugh at the same time. And yes, I do read main stream and enjoy them too. 

       But I digress here and should go back to when I read Nancy’s borrowed novels. As I read those books, I reverted back to the days of Cinderella. Yet, while reading one that I was truly enjoying, I became stymied at its rushed ending. That’s right. The story, most assuredly, should have gone on for at least 20 pages or more, but the author rushed the ending to a clipped ten pages. I was left disheartened, yearning for just a few more pieces to tie it all together, and FURIOUS.  I felt cheated. That’s when I said I could probably do a better job writing one myself.

       Oh Lord, Lord, Lord. Little did I know. I had no background in writing, didn’t know how or where to start. I had a LONG, a very long haul in front of me. I wrote to my favorite two authors at the time and asked how I should begin on my venture. They both said the same thing. Join RWA(Romance Writers of America). I did and my plight began. I also became a charter member of LCRW.

         Over the next ten years I wrote what I thought were good reads. Boy, oh boy, how wrong can a person be. I made every mistake in the book—that’s the book on how to write a GOOD BOOK. My first novel ended at page 895. That was only one small error. The second was not knowing what the heck they meant by POV(Point of View) and not understanding what head hoping was. Oh? I had to stay in one characters POV for a duration, then change to another—and do it clearly? Well, let’s just say it has taken me a long, long time as I said before, to get to where I am now. But through determination and perseverance, some setbacks that took me away from writing from time to time,  I’m here on my own web page in hopes that you’ll enjoy tagging along with me through my lengthy journey and that you’ll relish my upcoming books—and hopefully future books as well. It’s been a struggling haul, full of rejections and discouragement, but it’s been one rewarding and exhilarating ride that’s for sure. But I love writing. I need it to breathe.

       Between playing in my flower gardens(I just love digging in the earth), cooking for friends, walking my wonderful dog, enjoying the lake(I live in upstate NY on one of the Finger Lakes) and its wildlife, and helping at the local Humane Society, I’m writing to my heart’s content. I continue to hone my writing skills thanks to a multitude of writing friends and authors. I live with my husband Kent, my very own hero, and rescued dog, Jamie, and jump at any chance to see my son, daughter-in-law, and two fantastic and amazing granddaughters as often as I can. And I wonder if there’s anything any better than reading and writing Romance novels.

       I’d love to hear from you, so please visit me  beverlywellsauthor@gmail.com or facebook Beverly Wells Author and stay in touch with my web site for the upcoming date of Only When the Loon Sings. Thanks for joining me.

Always,

Bev

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